There was once a time when dragons and fouls beasts ruled the air and land of Earth. Man was forced to cower in caves, timid, afraid and worried.
Then one day, in a caveman collegiate campus, Dr. Neanderthal created the first concoction of hard whiskey.
Ever since such times, man has been powered by the heavenly nectar. Vikings with their mead, WW2 heroes with their rough cough syrup, evil has never stood a chance since its inception.
In ode to the good of the drink here is the history of American beer.
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